The 2,000,000th post game

i'll be glad when you're dead you rascal you

I wanna die as soon as possible. I really dgaf

Death is an *******

awehuhd

I am so done with being at work today. Does anybody know a good joke? Or like a limerick with some sass?

How many people here have telekinetic powers?

Raise my hand.

HA!

So this horse walks into a bar, right? And the bartender is all, he's all like "hey buddy, what are you having?"

And the horse, incapable of understanding human speech, promptly defecates on the floor, and knocks over several stools.

haermm

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.

She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Piggle gets it

I must sleep now

wave

Bye bye.

Probably for the best. I'm probably going to get real awkward in here all by myself.

I mean like real awkward

Originally posted by Quincy
I mean like [b]real awkward [/B]

Shut up jerk, no one cares

Originally posted by Quincy
Shut up jerk, no one cares

Well thats....fair.

so i take off my pants in the men's locker room and this guy goes "wow you must get a lot of dick in that pussy"

I enjoyed that one

i don't feel like standing when i pee pee!