and then i says to him "but mister that's my butthole you're staring at, have you never seen a pussy before my poor sir?!" and he replies "all holes are pussies to me, and that's Mr. Sir to you my little boyb*tch". Then 3 other guys came out from behind Mr. Sir and surrounded me and gave me a good ol' fashioned f*g bang, and that's the first time I got a lot of dicks in my pussies.
True story