The 2,000,000th post game

wave

Originally posted by walshy
and the uk has piggle, so uk always wins.

Aww 😍

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah. In the US you're ****ed. Honestly, US citizens are better off not winning lotteries. I forgot the exact percentiles but the amount of US lottery winners that have declared bankruptcy/committed suicide is uncanny.

Cause Americans are stupid and shouldn't be allowed money

There's one story if this one guy in the US who was a millionaire before he won the lottery, but winning the lottery still completely ****ed up his life and he ended up killing himself.

Originally posted by Sancty
wave

Originally posted by Slay
You don't have to pay a ridiculous amount of taxes over your winnings, as you pay taxes when you buy the ticket. You're name is not publicised as a lottery winner, so you don't have people hounding you for money after you win, etc. All in all the UK is probably the best place to win a lottery.

You can tell I've thoroughly researched the possibilities of winning lotteries. awehuhs

Hey hi howdy hola bonjour aloha

I will strangle this Goddamn cat! ha-son

I'm having vivid fantasies of flaying this cat alive. awehuhs

can't be that bad

Originally posted by walshy
can't be that bad

I think I might actually just put it in the little cage my friend brought it in for the night. It's cruel but at least this way I know it won't wreck shit.

Yeh who cares, cats are shit

Does Canada have free healthcare like our NHS?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Does Canada have free healthcare like our NHS?

i like cats and dogs the same really, try feeding it, or petting it. sure that'll do it.

I thought the upside to cats was supposed to be that you're able to leave them alone?

Originally posted by walshy
i like cats and dogs the same really, try feeding it, or petting it. sure that'll do it.

Day 3 and I've been so hungry!!!! I forget smoking suspresses your appetite

Cats purposely piss u off.

They go out of their way to upset you

They know what they're doing. THEY KNOW!

My other mate's cat was an absolute ledge. I remember thinking: ''Maybe I was wrong about cats.'' But I was right, by God was I right!

The upside to cats is they don't need training. My cat has never once pissed or pooped on the floor. When you get a puppy they tend to do that a lot until you can train them. Though still..I got a black lab when I was 7 and she lived for 15 years. That was my girl...I can't even own a dog again after her. So I have a cat now. It's a black cat..so I guess maybe the fact my dog was a black lab might of influenced my choice of cat. Plus the people at the shelter told me black cats are the least wanted