The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Ax3l
Im gonna etch "Nothing wrong with his dick except shooting to quick" on Marius' tombstone

Yes.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, at least it's still hooked on.

You sure do! Have you talked to him about his lack of acceptable performance?

No, man's ego is too fragile for that conversation, I feel

If a guy can't finish the deal with his penis, he should be prepared to bring toys along and/or become an expert with his tongue.

This goes for all people. Not just mens.

Originally posted by Selphie
Get your library cards, the library is opennn

"Miss Tyra, is your barbecue canceled? Cause your grill is ****ed up."

Like, he uses his hands, which is kinda cool but it's just harder for me to orgasm and I'd just rather do it on a dick ermm

idk I'm getting pickier as I get older, now that I'm finally having sex haermm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
"Miss Tyra, is your barbecue canceled? Cause your grill is ****ed up."

"Legendary? More like legs and dairy."

I'd say if you're not sexually satisfied it's perfectly reasonable to break up with him!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Get ready to be read for filth.

You lucky people.

I hope she makes me cry

Every sexual encounter should end with you having two or more orgasms.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'd say if you're not sexually satisfied it's perfectly reasonable to break up with him!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Every sexual encounter should end with you having two or more orgasms.

yas

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Every sexual encounter should end with you having two or more orgasms.

Though for some women it is quite hard to achieve orgasm at all.

At least that's what I tell myself.

come on guys that's too much pressure for walshy to handle

Why is it nearly eight. -_-
I cba with stuff.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Though for some women it is quite hard to achieve orgasm at all.

At least that's what I tell myself.

This is true, BUT if a woman has the chance or experience to explore herself and discover what she needs, it isn't as hard

It took me a long time, some toys, and several partners to discover what I needed/what I like. Now that I'm kind of there, I just want to have good sex, not the stuff I was just putting up with before because I was inexperienced and didn't know what I liked

Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
come on guys that's too much pressure for walshy to handle

I know, this must be why he disappeared

I've had an interesting year and a half of sex, before then I virtually had no sex life

😐

You guys. Your avatars and Sigs are matching too much. I cant keep track of who is who anymore

Originally posted by Dave_97
You guys. Your avatars and Sigs are matching too much. I cant keep track of who is who anymore

I was just thinking that.

I'll tell Michael that he better not finish if I'm not ready. srug

I will stop moving and let him know.

yea i'm gonna go hang with walshy for a bit