The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Slay52,234 pages

I would, if I had a Kindle.

Originally posted by Slay
I would, if I had a kindle.

There's a Kindle app for Android.

Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
There's a Kindle app for Android.

I don't like e-reading. 😬

eggplant is so good

It's ok. Zucchinis doe.

whats up with annoying hook up guy

He's annoying and trying to hook up, presumably.

He brings us love! Get him!

I really liked him at first, but then he done goofed one night. Plus the sex isn't even that great, so I can't even stick around for that. He finishes way too soon and can't give it to me like I need, so annoying. Plus he's very dad-like. Dad humor, boring, bleh

Originally posted by Selphie
I really liked him at first, but then he done goofed one night. Plus the sex isn't even that great, so I can't even stick around for that. He finishes way too soon and can't give it to me like I need, so annoying. Plus he's very dad-like. Dad humor, boring, bleh

How did he goof?

My calf muscles are twitchy I think I need potassium or something.

Originally posted by Slay
How did he goof?

I understand guys check out other girls all the time, but it's one thing to TELL ME that is what he was doing while we were at a bar. I also asked if he wanted me to come over as we were leaving and he said no, so I got annoyed and left, figured that relationship was over. And he gets all butthurt when I don't text him back, although he never texts me either??? Just stupid and annoying, he's not worth the little drama there is

Plus dick isn't that great and he doesn't last for shit :l I like sex long and rough, ugh I have needs

Originally posted by Ax3l
My calf muscles are twitchy I think I need potassium or something.

me too, I had a charlie horse yesterday D:

What's wrong with his dick, besides shooting too quick?

Originally posted by Bardock42
What's wrong with his dick, besides shooting too quick?

not long/thick enough

like, if a person has a small member, whatever, tis fine as long as they have stamina

I'm just tired of not having orgasms, I deserve them, too

Im gonna etch "Nothing wrong with his dick except shooting to quick" on Marius' tombstone

Originally posted by Quincy
My girlfriend loves what's the T. Obsessed with Drag Race. Meeting Bianca Del Rio tomorrow night

Get ready to be read for filth.

You lucky people.

Originally posted by Selphie
not long/thick enough

like, if a person has a small member, whatever, tis fine as long as they have stamina

I'm just tired of not having orgasms, I deserve them, too

Yes you do!!!!

Originally posted by Ax3l
Im gonna etch "Nothing wrong with his dick except shooting to quick" on Marius' tombstone

Well, at least it's still hooked on.

Originally posted by Selphie
not long/thick enough

like, if a person has a small member, whatever, tis fine as long as they have stamina

I'm just tired of not having orgasms, I deserve them, too

You sure do! Have you talked to him about his lack of acceptable performance?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Get ready to be read for filth.

You lucky people.

Get your library cards, the library is opennn