The 2,000,000th post game

life

If you want funny Sep take my life...that's sure to get a few laughs

Try awkward moments during sex? "Yeah this isn't working out I need to leave"...but ur my wife!"

I scratched my butt

Sex twice today

lols

penis knob head jungle banana monkey turtle queefs

So was she wearing a strap on?

In the butt.
Sex.
Twice.
In one. Day

Aawww was there a bulk guy involved?

Eggnog
Eggnig
Nignog
Nogegg

Wish I could see it next time tape it

Ur so cute Dave...aww

i have so much to organise -_-

corsage
tequila
Math Study
Biology Study
english assignment
Tech Assignment
P.E reference list
Teacher reference list
Formal attire

uh for ****'s sakes

omg I'm exhausted

had too much fun

oh double you double e dee how i missed you!

mitchum, I don't understand ya, but I like ya anyway

i understand make always and hey ya back to you!

...yeah!