The 2,000,000th post game

srug

she's finally in a cab!! w00t

singing in the rain

taxi

okay yeah i stink

i plug you in and you charge thats the most effort thats supposed to go into this!

i went into town, got practically nothing
ordered contact lenses

went to that military shop ask if they had any padlocks i did. then this biker looking guy told me i could get them somewhere else, then immediately forgot about it until i got home so i was like **** it

and i asked if they had this booklet thing and the owner military guy says to go to this other army place down the road, thats where i saw the guy who thought i was in sixth form, explained what i was up to like, then he says when i'm on leave if i would like to come in and talk about training to cadets n such and i'm like yeah sure absolutely love to. but really i'm never going near there again.

found the credit card i misplaced!

where'd you find it

i put it up in the ceiling tiles while i was waiting for someone to decide what pizza they wanted okay!

so really not my fault, she shouldnt have left me waiting there bored yaknow!

where is the ****ing pizza anywhosits anyway!

is it still called breakfast if you didn't go to sleep

Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
i put it up in the ceiling tiles while i was waiting for someone to decide what pizza they wanted okay!

I'm on my 4th glass of wine and she's still on her first... mmm

so you're winning aw00t