The 2,000,000th post game

i wish this dude would stop looking at me!

cakes and pies cakes and pies!

New page.

i lost my desk spider!

your what

might bathe

desk spider fuuuck did i st-st-stutter!@

why tf would i know what a desk spider is ffs you say it like its a normal thing people know like every **** in an office has a ****ing desk spider? i don't think so

its exactly what the name says its a ****ing desk spider, a desk spider man! a spider on the desk have to ****ing spell everything out for you gd holy gfd man!

Michael Bassfender

I'll fender your bass, dickturd.

Same page.

Originally posted by Slay
I'll fender your bass, dickturd.

Feel lost now there's no big brother

I got snacks on way home earlier and was saving them for later, usually I just tuck right into them right but now I'm wondering if I should have them tomorrow for lunch

Cut myself shaving literally first time that happened it, feels like burning

I had a flake dancing

Originally posted by walshy
so you're winning aw00t

#winning

How many you had now? Like a million

Maybe that's why you have no money because like you keep bugging wine

I only buy pizzas that's how I made my millions

I'm pretty tired, think I'll go home now