The 2,000,000th post game

That was supposed to be a somewhat ironic take on my perceived failings and how I can exaggerate them, but it perhaps came across a tad too self-indulgent. **** it, I need to sleep anyway, I guess.

Originally posted by Scribble
I was thinking along the lines of "a hooker can't break your heart" but honestly I probably would fall in love with the first one I met and then spend a year obsessing over how stupid I was for doing it

I'm picturing IT Crowd when they get too scared to sleep with the hookers so take them to a fairground and pay for all the rides haermm

Originally posted by Scribble
For my next trick, I'll get really drunk, ask out a really attractive girl I've never spoken to and get brutally knocked back, hit on my friend's crush for no reason at all and ruin a friendship, leave my lesbian mate a tearful and what seems at the time genuine and heartfelt admission of love as a voicemail that turns out in the morning to be extremely clingy and even somewhat ominous, ring my ex and tell her that I'll always love her unconditionally, then pass out on my couch and piss myself in the night.

That would be pretty impressive.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm picturing IT Crowd when they get too scared to sleep with the hookers so take them to a fairground and pay for all the rides haermm

Anyway it's impossible – no matter how drunk I could get, I'd never piss myself.

When I visit you Scribble I'll help you get some strange.

We can trail the city like a pair of true brogentlads

Originally posted by Scribble
We can trail the city like a pair of true brogentlads

Wewlad

I'll be there, I'm a great wingman.

Trust me, I hook everyone up but me haermm

Maybe it's cause I'm so repulsive that I make everyone else look super hot haermm

I, of course am a sexual deviant and as such will gladly be your wingman. Well fight crimes against birdkind and solve mysteries

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Maybe it's cause I'm so repulsive that I make everyone else look super hot haermm

yawn

The fact I can get it right away with a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think that it was not immediately available to all of them in my head and a lot more fun

Originally posted by Scribble
This sentence is my life. Even if in your case it is clearly untrue.

It's really not. I just take good photos and use a lot of filters haermm

I'm at a time when you are so much for a long way in which a man with my family and friends of friends with a few weeks and the first place I don't have the right way

I love you so much

It would have a lot to say about it but it's still the one you can be used as the only way is the most recent version and now it's time to be able the first place to live on a lot

Hey mg

Welshys staying in the army til January now :'(

I'm so excited to be the first place for a few years back on my way home from work to be the first place

Originally posted by Scribble
This sentence is my life. Even if in your case it is clearly untrue.

I want nothing more than to help you get some..and watch mhmm

NOOOOOO!!!

WHY IS HE STAYING IN THE ARMY SO LONG???