The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Jesus McBurger52,234 pages

Originally posted by Moosey
Stop going on the deep web, Ass Burger. It's a rotten place best left well alone.

Never it's my safe haven

Originally posted by Moosey
Stop going on the deep web, Ass Burger. It's a rotten place best left well alone.

And stop making asburgers jokes

Originally posted by Macho Mantis
Can only imagine how painful that must be. I've splashed myself with hot oil a few times but never that badly.

Yep it is hurting a whole damn lot right now!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
laughcry that breakfast order made me and my sis laugh..

I did not know that 🙂 thanks

Yeah, they're completely messed up man. I am friends with and work with French Canadians and some of the things they come out with are mind numbing.

"Hey d'are you guy d'are, 'ow da 'ell are yous doin' eh?"

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
And stop making asburgers jokes

Thomas, I am not. I called you ass burger yesterday because of your screen name and because it's a term of endearment along with ass clown, ass hat or ass bandit, that I regularly use. You should be touched, not angry.

Blep

Originally posted by Moosey
Yeah, they're completely messed up man. I am friends with and work with French Canadians and some of the things they come out with are mind numbing.

"Hey d'are you guy d'are, 'ow da 'ell are yous doin' eh?"

Reminds me of a funny YouTube vid I could post but I don't know whether vids with swearing are allowed.

Originally posted by Moosey
Yeah, they're completely messed up man. I am friends with and work with French Canadians and some of the things they come out with are mind numbing.

"Hey d'are you guy d'are, 'ow da 'ell are yous doin' eh?"

I read that in a half Irish half Canadian accent haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I read that in a half Irish half Canadian accent haermm

Yeah, it's almost half Irish the way the hick French Canadians talk around here. You hear Parisians talk, or even French Canadians from the heart of Quebec and it sounds suave. The fine folk around here (there is a large FR/Canadian community in this small municipality) speak what we call 'Frenglish Hick speak'. They're all over the place - ****in....French, followed by English, followed by gibberish, followed by made up words. And they always finish what they're saying with a big smile, a thumbs up and a "Beauty eh?"

It sounds brilliant. I wanna go there

Originally posted by Moosey
And they always finish what they're saying with a big smile, a thumbs up and a "Beauty eh?"

That actually sounds wonderful

Omg they're saying it's gonna snow next week and possibly this weekend!!!!! awewhat

I really hope it does!!

i could sure go for a glass of water

Fish poop in water

fish poop, in water

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It sounds brilliant. I wanna go there
Originally posted by Robtard
That actually sounds wonderful

😂 Knock yourselves out. They're good folks. Most own farms, have tractors with trucks that are larger than the tractors, roughly anywhere from 8-12 teeth, and a shit load of beer. They love their hockey and tractor pulls, which, if you've never seen a thousand FR Canadians, shit faced on Molson Canadian, in overalls, operating dangerous farm machinery - FOR FUN - you're missing out.

fish poop oil on canvas
fish poop, oil on canvas

Originally posted by Ax3l
i could sure go for a glass of water

They're relatively easy to obtain, are they not?

Originally posted by Ax3l
i could sure go for a glass of water

Why the **** are you always thirsty?

I prefer areas where the populace is polite and people say "hello" as they pass by from time to time.