Originally posted by SelphieI shall do, and ta! Should all go fine! majors
Ooh fun! Keep us updated on that! You'll be fine, you got dis. ~captain~I want to see Maria live SO BADLY! She's so awesome and I love that she talks about mental illness. I didn't really understand OCD until I saw her jokes about it.
Yeah, I think that's one of the best things about a lot of the great modern stand-ups is that they actually tackle really serious topics and dive right into the darkest side of humour without being preachy or anything about it. Some of the stuff Maria says about depression is painfully spot-on.
I want to re-watch that show she does just in front of her parents now mmm
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Originally posted by Ax3l
listen you literal garbage human why dont you build a bridge and jump the **** off of it
Originally posted by Scribble
I shall do, and ta! Should all go fine! majorsYeah, I think that's one of the best things about a lot of the great modern stand-ups is that they actually tackle really serious topics and dive right into the darkest side of humour without being preachy or anything about it. Some of the stuff Maria says about depression is painfully spot-on.
I want to re-watch that show she does just in front of her parents now mmm
have you seen this new spot of hers?? omg watch this if you haven't