The 2,000,000th post game

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I'm sleeping on the couch fully dressed for the first time in ages

Originally posted by Scribble
Higgle Pumsy turns up!

Yeah clubbing it with my mate. We were with about 20 ppl but they all went to some expensive shitty pub so we came to my club where I know the owner etc and got free entry and few free drinks from bar staff I know! Better night!

My mate was all 'oh I'll txt them and let them know' and I was all 'no **** them, they didn't care where we were' haermm

Yeah **** those peeps!! You don't need 'em

Such a good night! so hot from dancing ermmmouth

2 guys from Derby tried chatting me up but I was all 'my bf lives in Wales' and they left me alone awecrac

Told everyone about my Welshy tonight, showed them pics and they all said he's hot 😊

Hello

Was planning to go home and sleep but mate talked me into seeing my godkids ha-son

They are being wonderful tho. So totally worth it 😊

Imagine the example you're setting for them all smelling like booze and smokes, cocaine dusted clothes, **** out and everything. You animal.

It's snowing!

It snowed here last week. **** snow.

You are a bit grouchy today. What's wrong?

And the third of the Wildecker Herzbuben makes his entrance as well.

Originally posted by Slay
And the third of the Wildecker Herzbuben makes his entrance as well.

See, that's the kinda grouchiness I mean.

You need a hug hug

Originally posted by Bardock42
See, that's the kinda grouchiness I mean.

You need a hug hug

Originally posted by Slay
If I wanted to be suffocated I'd try doing that thing Michael Hutchence and that MP did.

We can do some breathplay if you want.

Wouldn't every sexual experience with you be considered breathplay?

Originally posted by Slay
Wouldn't every sexual experience with you be considered breathplay?

I guess you'll just have to try and find out.

Bring some mints!