The 2,000,000th post game

they locked me in here man

Okay now this time I s2g I saw walshy in here and he even spoke to me

There's no way I imagined that like people Imagine Dragons

"Losing my Religion" is my favorite John Malkovich song

This door here is unlocked but it says "do not exit" and I'm pretty sure that sign is legally binding son I best steer clear

I wish oh how I wish I had not peed in my pants seconds after getting locked in here.

I also designated the left most corner as the "shit corner" because I've taken to pooping in that one corner.

I also ate my supply of marshmallows so I've resorted to eating the souls of the innocent.

Please send escape supplies to [email protected] and also teach me how to survive in a desolate hell cape such as this empty shit thread.

Donate to my PayPal

I keep coming back to life expecting to see a "okay axel you can can can can come on back to the cool kids thread now"

bit weird right it hasn't happened yet

run

omg r u real pls halp

Or just another figment of my imageration

herbeyes

okay if you're real answer me this question

whens pokemon go out

It's been out for 10 years

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN IN HERE?!?!?!?

in where? awehuhs

WHO AM I ANYMORE?!?!?!?!?

who is anyone? awebrow