The 2,000,000th post game

guys i've almost been trapped in here for 10 hours straight my god i've been walking around this place and there's not a ****ing mind in sight i swear to christ everyone who has ever visited this thread in the last 1000 or so posts is devoid of thought

and i've been farting in here for the last 10 hours and there's like no ventilation so i'm pretty sure the fart to oxygen ratio is like 70/30 now

but the really scary thing is that now that night time has rolled around it's even more empty than it ever was in the day time

you can really hear all of the trapped and disturbed souls screaming things like "Is John malkovic the REM singer"

Originally posted by Ax3l
guys i've almost been trapped in here for 10 hours straight my god i've been walking around this place and there's not a ****ing mind in sight i swear to christ everyone who has ever visited this thread in the last 1000 or so posts is devoid of thought

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huhwhuhwhawhat what whathuh hu what whos there hello i'm just waking up whats going on i've been sleeping in my own filth is someone there!?

Welp thus begins day 2 of my survival in this god awful thread with these horrible creatures

i'll just sit in here and turn on the tv that somebody left behind

oh look the rugby league is on i think i'll watch it

okay i'm starting to realize that my body and I no longer seem to be one

just like Jesse Ventura, the body is no more and i've fully dscorporated

i can't watch this shit i thought it was football but these guys are hardly wearing any pads and the football is more like an egg than i've ever seen and this is just a ****ed up sport

but weirdly enough they're inviting me to play with them through the television

so i think if i use this magic remote i found, i might be able to escape into the television world!!!!!

HERE GOES NOTHING!

Okay so well the magic remote was just a calculator with "magic remote" written on the side. Also I'm now realizing there no power in this place.

How was the TV working then?!!??

you know what it's been a while since just straight up tried the front door to this place

i mean maybe they unlocked it and didnt even tell me.

no wait, i'm a ghost. i can run through walls

better give that a try quick

well that didn't work

surely the general discussion thread is dying without me

i yelled: please anybody help me, i need to be released from this hell

a voice rang out: axel now is now your time for release. you have more to complete

i replied: o voice, what is my mission?

the ether responded: bonin' loads of sexy people

i sat there for a moment before i responded, pondering my fate and the universe... i said: aite

okay well whatever happens i'll be safe as long as this place doesn't catch on fire ...what smells like gasoline and matches??????

yep yep that's fire that is fire yeah they're burning this place down

okay well i can handle a little tiny flame like this as long as it doesn't get too out of control

coughcoughcough oh god that smoke is not enjoyable to inhale sweet god i'm not getting any kind of buzz off of that other than the feeling like i'm about to pass the **** out

i can't lose consciousness these flames are getting huge and they're starting to really take up a lot of the space in here so i mean this place wont last for long

either i gotta figure a way out fast or idk hopefully i'll think of something

looks like i'm gonna have to ride this fire out

well my last hope is the fact that my birth mother (i'm a bastard btw) had consensual sex with a Targaryan Prince so hopefully the blood of the dragons runs through my sexy body