The 2,000,000th post game

HARD CANDY:
Patrick Wilson/Nite Owl, Ocean Master

Ellen Page/Kitty Pryde, White Violin

TODAY IS

65 bottles of beer on the wall,
65 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
64 bottles of beer on the wall.

Me and my lesbian cousin wingmanning each other never worked out for me.

I’d obnoxiously hit on cute lesbians for her, she’d come to their rescue, and go home w. them.

She’d obnoxiously hit on cute straight girls for me...and go home w. them.

That handsome gentleman that just walked by.

What the HELL is Danny Glover doing at our Mall?!?

It takes a lot of guts to admit to something long after the fact...

...and after you’ve let someone else take the fall.

So yes, i’m proud of you.

AND

Rabbits will eat their own young if they’re stressed enough.

Your skeleton is wet.

It takes longer to say WWW then it does to say World Wide Web.

In toddlers, their adult teeth are right underneath their eyes.