The 2,000,000th post game

FIGHTING WITH MY FAMILY:
Dwayne Johnson/Black Adam, Doc Savage, GI Joe Roadblock, Cliffjumper

Lena Headey/Black Widow

Stephen Merchant/Caliban

TODAY IS NATIONAL FRITTERS DAY

56 bottles of beer on the wall,
56 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
55 bottles of beer on the wall.

At least there’ll be -one- superhero in San Diego.

Damn. It’s like picking up a muppet on Sesame Street and drop kicking it.

Do you think sleeping w. him when he was vulnerable and crying might have sent the wrong message?

What are you looking at?

This is what a good New Yorker DOES!

AND

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

The doctors told the amputee he might experience a phantom limb from time to time. Nobody prepared him for the moments though, when he felt cold fingers brush across his phantom hand.

I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.

Don’t be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.

I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I though it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

They delivered the mannequins in bubble wrap. From the main room I begin to hear popping.

Working the night shift alone tonight. There is a face in the cellar staring at the security camera.