The 2,000,000th post game

Tropic thunder is hilarious. I forgot how funny it was.

THE TRIBES OF PALOS VERDES:
Jennifer Garner/Elektra

Alicia Silverstone/Batgirl

TOMORROW IS

55 bottles of beer on the wall,
55 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
54 bottles of beer on the wall.

No historical white guilt excuses.

I expect better from you.

OMG it’s happening.

I’ve written this rom com in my head so many times.

My mother’s idea of quality time?

Me holding her ashtray.

AND

Research has found that good relationships are more important to a long life than exercise.

Your brain does more creative work when you’re tired.

Falling in love has a similar neurological effect as getting high on cocaine.

Optimistic beliefs about the future can protect people from physical and mental illness.

Holding hands with someone you love can alleviate physical pain as well as stress and fear.