35 bottles of beer on the wall, 35 bottles of beer. Take one Down, pass it around, 34 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Well...
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...it saved me a trip to the bathroom but now I have to declare it on my taxes.
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There isn’t a sport he hasn’t lettered in...
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...or a girl who hasn’t let him in.
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Judging by the head to tour denim...
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...he’s from one of the two Georgia’s.
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AND
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Sea cucumbers eat with their feet.
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A murder suspect was convicted after the broken-off leg of a grasshopper in his pants cuff turned out to be a perfect match for an insect found near the victim's body.
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After an online vote in 2011, Toyota announced that the official plural of Prius was Prii.
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In his book, Dick Cheney says his yellow lab Dave was banned from Camp David for attacking President Bush's dog Barney.
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Lyme disease is named after the town of Lyme, Connecticut, where several cases were identified in 1975.