The 2,000,000th post game

FREEJACK:
Anthony Hopkins/Odin

Renee Russo/Frigga

TODAY IS

31 bottles of beer on the wall,
31 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
30 bottles of beer on the wall.

No, you have the sequence wrong.

Its more like, puff puff, pass pass, lady lady, glug glug, glug glug some more.

It’s not my fault I like pleats.

Chef Boy R Dee was the closest thing I had to a male role model.

I hate to say I told you so but, as you know, I was raised very poorly so...

...I told you so!

AND

Fredric Baur invented the Pringles can. When he passed away in 2008, his ashes were buried in one.

When he appeared on Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!, Bill Clinton correctly answered three questions about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

The archerfish knocks its insect prey out of over-hanging branches with a stream of spit.

There really was a Captain Morgan. He was a Welsh pirate who later became the lieutenant governor of Jamaica.

In 1961, Martha Stewart was selected as one of Glamour magazine’s "Ten Best-Dressed College Girls."