30 bottles of beer on the wall, 30 bottles of beer. Take one Down, pass it around, 29 bottles of beer on the wall.
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My talent for the pageant?
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I make fanny packs look so cool!
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PPL are beginning to complain about all the hugging.
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I don’t want to say who, but they obviously need a hug.
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I just want to thank you for what you did here today.
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Not the jet stream, the other thing.
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At the 1905 wedding of Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt, President Teddy Roosevelt gave away the bride.
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Sorry, parents. According to NASA's FAQ page, "There are no plans at this time to send children into space."
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God and Jesus are the only characters on The Simpsons with a full set of fingers and toes.
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The sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel is 666.
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Only one McDonald's in the world has turquoise arches. Government officials in Sedona, Arizona, thought the yellow would look bad with the natural red rock of the city.