The 2,000,000th post game

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THE GREEN MILE:
Tom Hanks/Michael Sullivan

Michael Clarke Duncan/The Kingpin

James Cromwell/Capt. Greg Stacy

Sam Rockwell/Batman, Justin Hammer

TODAY IS

30 bottles of beer on the wall,
30 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
29 bottles of beer on the wall.

My talent for the pageant?

I make fanny packs look so cool!

PPL are beginning to complain about all the hugging.

I don’t want to say who, but they obviously need a hug.

I just want to thank you for what you did here today.

Not the jet stream, the other thing.

AND

At the 1905 wedding of Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt, President Teddy Roosevelt gave away the bride.

Sorry, parents. According to NASA's FAQ page, "There are no plans at this time to send children into space."

God and Jesus are the only characters on The Simpsons with a full set of fingers and toes.

The sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel is 666.

Only one McDonald's in the world has turquoise arches. Government officials in Sedona, Arizona, thought the yellow would look bad with the natural red rock of the city.