The 2,000,000th post game

Started by rudester52,234 pages
Originally posted by riv6672
Everybody breaks up, it’s what teenagers do.

Which reminds me I got to break up with somebody because as a unit I rather be alone. Ant that correct Jimbo?? See Jimbo is great sex but he likes to have sex with everybody. I know he secretly loves me but he is just a giant baby. I do think if he ever dies ill get all his shit though. I look forward to that day, he has nice shit.

Mimic is a good hero when he choose to be.

Chooses to be.

Dumbass /\

I get laid though.

Game against a lower-ranked that rather surprised me.

[WhiteElo "1536"]
[BlackElo "1802"]
[PlyCount "56"]

1. g3 {[%emt 0:0:14]} Nf6 {[%emt 0:0:5]} 2. Bg2 {[%emt 0:0:1]} d5 {[%emt 0:0:8]} 3. c3 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Bd7 {[%emt 0:0:4]} 4. Qb3 {[%emt 0:0:2]} c6 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 5. Qxb7 {[%emt 0:0:3]} a6 {[%emt 0:0:38]} 6. Qxa8 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Qc7 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 7. b4 {[%emt 0:0:17]} e6 {[%emt 0:0:7]} 8. a4 {[%emt 0:0:8]} Be7 {[%emt 0:0:18]} 9. d3 {[%emt 0:0:10]} 0-0 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 10. Be3 {[%emt 0:0:11]} Ng4 {[%emt 0:0:11]} 11. Na3 {[%emt 0:0:43]} f5 {[%emt 0:0:19]} 12. Qa7 {[%emt 0:0:8]} Qc8 {[%emt 0:0:37]} 13. Qd4 {[%emt 0:0:35]} e5 {[%emt 0:0:10]} 14. Qb6 {[%emt 0:0:8]} e4 {[%emt 0:0:37]} 15. Bc5 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Bf6 {[%emt 0:0:10]} 16. Bxf8 {[%emt 0:0:6]} Bxc3+ {[%emt 0:0:6]} 17. Kd1 {[%emt 0:0:2]} Nxf2+ {[%emt 0:0:5]} 18. Kc2 {[%emt 0:0:10]} Bxa1 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 19. Bd6 {[%emt 0:0:21]} exd3+ {[%emt 0:0:35]} 20. Kb1 {[%emt 0:0:11]} d2 {[%emt 0:0:10]} 21. Nf3 {[%emt 0:0:12]} Nxh1 {[%emt 0:0:11]} 22. Kc2 {[%emt 0:0:12]} Nf2 {[%emt 0:0:21]} 23. Kxd2 {[%emt 0:0:6]} Ne4+ {[%emt 0:0:2]} 24. Kc2 {[%emt 0:0:10]} Nxd6 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 25. Kb1 {[%emt 0:0:2]} Bf6 {[%emt 0:0:6]} 26. Qe3 {[%emt 0:0:9]} Be8 {[%emt 0:0:32]} 27. Ng5 {[%emt 0:0:34]} Bg6 {[%emt 0:0:10]} 28. Ne6 {[%emt 0:0:4]} f4+ {[%emt 0:0:11]} 0-1

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No i do. Stop copying me

Game played against a higher-ranked.

I made a lot of costly errors here, but kept on battling, and eventually won.

My opponent seemed to discorporate after one particular move, though ...

[WhiteElo "1846"]
[BlackElo "1832"]
[PlyCount "78"]

1. d4 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Nc6 {[%emt 0:0:5]} 2. Nf3 {[%emt 0:0:1]} e6 {[%emt 0:0:8]} 3. c4 {[%emt 0:0:10]} Bb4+ {[%emt 0:0:7]} 4. Nfd2 {[%emt 0:0:9]} Nxd4 {[%emt 0:0:37]} 5. a3 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Ba5 {[%emt 0:0:14]} 6. b4 {[%emt 0:0:2]} Qg5 {[%emt 0:0:22]} 7. bxa5 {[%emt 0:0:7]} Qxa5 {[%emt 0:0:3]} 8. Bb2 {[%emt 0:0:10]} Nf5 {[%emt 0:0:15]} 9. e4 {[%emt 0:0:10]} Nd6 {[%emt 0:0:7]} 10. Bxg7 {[%emt 0:0:4]} Nxe4 {[%emt 0:0:19]} 11. Bxh8 {[%emt 0:0:3]} Ne7 {[%emt 0:0:59]} 12. Qc2 {[%emt 0:0:27]} f5 {[%emt 0:0:15]} 13. Bd3 {[%emt 0:0:8]} Nc5 {[%emt 0:0:28]} 14. Bc3 {[%emt 0:0:8]} Qb6 {[%emt 0:0:6]} 15. 0-0 {[%emt 0:0:11]} d6 {[%emt 0:0:8]} 16. Bd4 {[%emt 0:0:2]} Bd7 {[%emt 0:0:6]} 17. Nb3 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 0-0-0 {[%emt 0:0:7]} 18. Nxc5 {[%emt 0:0:2]} dxc5 {[%emt 0:0:4]} 19. Bf6 {[%emt 0:0:12]} Ng6 {[%emt 0:0:13]} 20. Bxd8 {[%emt 0:0:4]} Kxd8 {[%emt 0:0:1]} 21. Nd2 {[%emt 0:0:6]} Qc6 {[%emt 0:0:15]} 22. f3 {[%emt 0:0:25]} Qd6 {[%emt 0:0:16]} 23. Rad1 {[%emt 0:0:13]} Nf4 {[%emt 0:0:21]} 24. Nb3 {[%emt 0:0:12]} Qe7 {[%emt 0:0:29]} 25. Qf2 {[%emt 0:0:26]} Qg5 {[%emt 0:0:19]} 26. Nxc5 {[%emt 0:0:18]} Nh3+ {[%emt 0:0:6]} 27. Kh1 {[%emt 0:0:10]} Nxf2+ {[%emt 0:0:2]} 28. Rxf2 {[%emt 0:0:1]} Qe3 {[%emt 0:0:28]} 29. Nxb7+ {[%emt 0:0:51]} Kc8 {[%emt 0:0:4]} 30. Nc5 {[%emt 0:0:14]} Qxf2 {[%emt 0:0:12]} 31. Nxd7 {[%emt 0:0:20]} Kxd7 {[%emt 0:0:10]} 32. Bxf5+ {[%emt 0:0:3]} Ke7 {[%emt 0:0:2]} 33. Bxh7 {[%emt 0:0:1]} Qe3 {[%emt 0:0:24]} 34. Be4 {[%emt 0:0:12]} Qxa3 {[%emt 0:0:4]} 35. h3 {[%emt 0:0:1]} Qb3 {[%emt 0:0:10]} 36. Rb1 {[%emt 0:0:8]} Qxc4 {[%emt 0:0:6]} 37. Rb7 {[%emt 0:0:7]} a5 {[%emt 0:0:5]} 38. Rb1 {[%emt 0:0:13]} a4 {[%emt 0:0:3]} 39. Bc2 {[%emt 0:0:8]} Qxc2 {[%emt 0:0:7]} 0-1

This match is more or less defined and determined by the moves you see here, where, in response to his knight blocking my bishop's attack on his king, I TRY to retreat in such a way as to force his knight to stay there.

The stratagem of pinning that knight both does and does not work. For starters, it costs me the bishop that originally applied the pin. In truth, that bishop was gone the moment I moved it to my right, and not my left, in retreat. For anyone wondering "Wait, why not just move your bishop to b6 and save it?", realize that White's inevitable follow up, pawn to c5, seals my bishop's fate just as surely as keeping it there does.

Source: Amazing Spider-Man #230, Volume 1
Writer: Roger Stern
Penciler: John Romita, Jr.
Date: July 1982

Moves in chess carry consequences. The action in this game starts to feel somewhat like that of the comic shown above, where everything tried from the protagonist's point-of-view not only fails but backfires, seems unstoppable, and fails so spectacularly it seems appropriate to a Rube Goldberg cartoon.

Hence, my decision to pin that knight costs me by bishop. Then I lose control of the long a1-h8 diagonal. Because my knight must leave when the pawn that took out my bishop clears space for HIS bishop to target it. And it's unable to stop that bishop from smashing not one but TWO more targets on the board, because that knight must retreat from the White King pawn that goes after it.

So in short order, from ONE decision, I lose three pieces, and more promised to follow; my opponent is just getting started ...