The 2,000,000th post game

RUMOR HAS IT:
Mark Ruffalo/The Hulk

Kevin Costner/Pa Kent

TODAY IS NATIONAL BUBBLEGUM DAY

24 bottles of beer on the wall,
24 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
23 bottles of beer on the wall.

No no no...

...it wasn’t that.

Although that WAS sexy. We’ll talk about that later.

Your mom seemed intoxicated...

...and as I went to high five her well...

...she totally stuck her finger up my butt.

AND

President Nixon was speaking at Disney World when he famously declared, "I am not a crook."

In a study by the Smell & Taste Research Foundation, the scent women found most arousing was Good & Plenty candy mixed with cucumber.

In 1958, Larry King smashed into John F. Kennedy's car. JFK said he’d forget the whole thing if King promised to vote for him when he ran for president.

Before she wrote The Hunger Games, Suzanne Collins was a writer for Clarissa Explains it All.

The male giraffe determines a female's fertility by tasting her urine. If it passes the test, the courtship continues.