The 2,000,000th post game

CLUELESS:
Alicia Silverstone/Batgirl

Brittany Murphy/Shellie

Paul Rudd/Ant Man

Donald Faison/Dr. Gravity

TODAY IS

96 bottles of beer on the wall,
96 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
95 bottles of beer on the wall.

Theres a twist I did NOT see coming.

Low pressure systems are sneaky bastards.

I am all about daytime sex.

If I stop and roll a four, I take it as a sign.

I want to forget the hiking trip and never look back.

Hiking is dead to me now. Like cole slaw,

AND

For every non-porn webpage, there are five porn pages.

Post-death, Napoléon Bonaparte’s penis was removed from body during autopsy, displayed on a museum, and sold for $2,700 in the 1970s.

The Falkland Isles has over 700000 sheep (350 per person).

M&M’s actually stands for “Mars & Murrie’s,” the last names of the candy’s founders.

There really was a Captain Morgan. He was a Welsh pirate who later became the lieutenant governor of Jamaica.