The 2,000,000th post game

DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE:
Michael Jai White/Bronze Tiger, Tattooed Man, John Stewart, Doomsday, Spawn

Matthew MacCaull/Commander Steel

TODAY IS

94 bottles of beer on the wall,
94 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
93 bottles of beer on the wall.

You know, if one of us ever goes on the run from the cops...

...THIS is the picture theyre going to use on the news.

Bee. Kowalski. Klowns from Outer Space.

I like trees a lot better when theyre chopped down and used to hold up a roof.

Stains. Pants. Hogs.

Fu Manchu. Pencil thin. Ride.

AND

In 1907, an ad campaign for Kellogg’s Corn Flakes offered a free box of cereal to any woman who would wink at her grocer.

Male students enrolled at Brigham Young University need a doctor’s note to grow a beard.

A man will ejaculate 18 quarts of semen in his lifetime.

It is estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels that buried their nuts.

The Vatican Bank is the world’s only bank that allows ATM users to perform transactions in Latin.