The 2,000,000th post game

ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE:
Tilda Swinton/The Ancient One

Tom Hiddleston/Loki

TODAY IS

84 bottles of beer on the wall,
84 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
83 bottles of beer on the wall.

Mesh will let them breathe.

Spandex will spare you the chafe.

Either way though...

...you need to remember to use talc.

Well, the janitor lent us his industrial mops.

Yes, and the mop buckets, too.

It is time to Joust!

AND

Most boomerangs don’t come back and were never intended to do so. The returning variety are thought to have evolved as a special form, for recreational use and for scaring birds into hunters nets.

It is believed that boomerangs are amongst the first flying objects invented by humans, which were heavier-than-air.

Boomerang was first described in detail and recorded as a “boumarang” in 1822.

The existence of the traditional boomerang is restricted to the Eastern and Southern Australia. It was unknown to Aboriginal people in the Northern Territory, Tasmania, half of South Australia and the northern parts of Queensland and Western Australia.

King Tutankhamun, the famous Pharaoh of ancient Egypt, who died 2,000 years ago, owned a collection of boomerangs of both the straight flying (hunting) and returning variety.