The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Nuke Nixon52,234 pages

IDK, I'm a book type a guy, having actual paper and leather in your hand to read just feels right. I had a nice little library of Sci-Fi books and then inherited my Gramps library when he passed 20 odd years ago, it's got like classic novels and political non-fiction, history and just a truck-ton of stuff to go through... I'd need at least another 50 years of life to read it all.

A backstory not too unlike my own ...

Need to proceed now, though; numerous fits and starts and edits probably have to be undergone before I get what I want here.

Ahlfors, Josefine
Alexis, Jillian
Ali, Heba
Ali, Laila
Anissina, Marina
Altman, Jessica
Attia, Peter
Bailey, Dana Linn
Benoist, Melissa
Blair, Eric
Bonny, Mimi
Bowlby, Carriejune Anne
Burford, Camille
Canter, Holland
Casteleyn, Veerle
Carlson, Tucker
Ciccone, Madonna
Cilione, Angela 50215
Clarke, Samantha Shakira
Clay, Cassius
Clemens, Samuel
Cocca, Alexandra
Couric, Katherine
D'Souza, Dinesh
Destivelle, Catherine
Eamranond, Pamela
Fadal, Tamsen
Geisel, Theodor
Gladkaya, Irina
Goudz, Brigitte
Graff, Jessica
Gumm, Frances Ethel
Holland-Keen, Leigh
Josh 360
Klavan, Andrew
Knowles, Michael
Kovach, Sarah
Kovalcuk, Bogdana
Leander, Madeleine
LeCavalier, Louise
Lexor Afriya 50217
Lilly, Evangeline 50215
Makeeva, Irina
Nimzowitch, Aron
Otto, Sharon
Paige, Elaine
Parsons, Michael
Prince, Diana
Rae, Aspen
Ripa, Kelly 50218
Ruiz, Ginger Griep
Shapiro, Benjamin
Slyman, Christa Hailey
Spears, Britney 50212
Szabo, Lisa
Torres, Dara
Tovar, Stacey
Traub, James
Trump, Donald
Umehara, Daigo
VDO
Vives, Victoria
Walsh, Michael
Wells, Brooke
West, Crystal
Winkler, Viviane
Wong, Justin
Zor-El, Kara

Imaginary and Complex Numbers

LITERALLY, RIGHT BEFORE AARON:
Cobie Smulders/Agent Maria Hill, Wonder Woman, Dex Perios

Justin Long/Robin

TODAY IS

79 bottles of beer on the wall.
79 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
78 bottles of beer on the wall.

Just a note to our viewers:

The Russians featured on our program behaving in such a dangerous and often downright stupid, self destructive manner, do not represent the majority of—

—oh, they are. I stand corrected.

AND

Alan Rickman knew Severus’s secrets before we did

The late, great actor, who portrayed Snape through all eight Harry Potter films, was privy to some information about his character long before any of us knew what Snape’s fate would be. In an interview way back in 2011, Rickman revealed that J.K. Rowling had told him a future plot detail that helped him portray Snape’s ambiguity better. Years later, J.K. Rowling revealed what she told Rickman: the reason behind Snape saying ‘always’ to Dumbledore.
Tissue, anyone?

The etymology of his name is fitting

Most of the characters in Harry Potter have meanings behind their names that complement their characters’ personalities, and Snape’s name certainly suits him. The name ‘Severus’, as you might guess, roughly translates to ‘stern’ or ‘harsh’ in Latin, while ‘Snape’ means ‘to disgrace’, if you look at the old Norse term – ‘sneypa’.

J.K. Rowling has said that she took Snape’s name from an English village in Suffolk.

That fan theory about Snape being a vampire? Not true...

On a few occasions while reading the books, you’ll come across descriptions comparing Snape to a bat, be it Professor Quirrell calling him an ‘overgrown bat’ in Philosopher’s Stone, or his figure being called ‘bat-like’ when it's revealed he can fly unaided. This has led to theories from fans that Snape is bat-like for a reason: he’s a vampire. It’s a fair argument. Vampires do exist in the wizarding world after all – we bump into one called Sanguini in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

But J.K. Rowling has since confirmed that Snape is not a creature of the night, after all, despite his appearance.

‘For a long time there was a persistent fan rumour that Snape might be a vampire,’ she wrote. ‘While it is true that he has an unhealthy pallor, and is sometimes described as looking like a large bat in his long black cloak, he never actually turns into a bat, we meet him outside the castle by daylight, and no corpses with puncture marks in their necks ever turn up at Hogwarts.’

So Snape was not a bloodsucker after all – he just liked to extract self-esteem from his students...

Harry once spent an evening in Snape’s family’s home town

Snape was a huge part of Harry’s life, from his younger days thinking Snape was evil to his adult days of realising the truth about Snape, even naming his son ‘Albus Severus’ in his honour.

Little did Harry know that he once spent an evening in Snape’s childhood town, Cokeworth, before even having met him. This is one of the places the Dursleys escape to when fleeing from the influx of Harry’s Hogwarts letters – but also where Petunia grew up with her sister, Lily. And who else did they grow up with? Severus Snape, of course. When Aunt Petunia refers to an ‘awful boy’ from her childhood with Lily, it took us a while to realise she was talking about Snape – not Lily’s future husband James Potter.

We revisit Cokeworth in the later books, where Severus makes an Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix and Narcissa.

And Snape was the one who (inadvertently) taught Harry his most-used spell – the one that would end Lord Voldemort

Snape really did leave a mark on Harry in many ways. Not in a Voldemort-leaving-a-lightning-bolt-shaped-scar way, but with a number of subtleties we didn’t notice until years later.

One such imprint is the fact that Snape (albeit unintentionally) introduced Harry to ‘Expelliarmus’, his most-used spell, and the one that would eventually lead to the death of Lord Voldemort. He first saw Snape using the advantageous spell during Duelling Club in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Over the ensuing years, Harry used ‘Expelliarmus’ so much Lupin once commented it had become known as his ‘signature’. Well, it certainly worked to Harry’s favour in the end.

Although Harry would have most likely learnt this spell elsewhere, it’s somewhat poignant coming from Snape, seeing as Snape was the one who told Lord Voldemort about the Prophecy that led Voldemort to marking Harry in the first place. Indeed, many of Snape’s actions directly or indirectly affected Voldemort and Harry’s arc.