The 2,000,000th post game

Started by riv667252,234 pages

SILVERADO:
Scott Genn/Stick

Kevin Costner/Pa Kent

Jeff Goldblum/The Grandmaster

TODAY IS

76 bottles of beer on the wall.
76 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
75 bottles of beer on the wall.

So, instead of repeating the 8th grade...

...your parents just moved you?

Thanks to spying on my sisters sleepovers as a kid, I found out early on what strip clubs would be like...

...if the women didnt take their clothes off and pretend to be interested in you.

Nice manifesto...

but the word -again- implies you had the respect of your peers in the past at some point.

AND

Who is Garrick Ollivander?
Born September 25, Garrick Ollivander was considered the worlds best wand maker. Garrick was born from a wizard father and a muggle-born mother. He had an incomparable understanding of wandcraft. When it comes to hobbies, Ollivander had none. His profession was his obsession.

What is Ollivanders?
Located in Diagonal Alley lies Ollivanders Makers of Fine Wands since 382 B.C. He remembers every wand he sold. Almost everyone at Hogwarts got their wands from Ollivanders. In fact, Ollivander himself attended Hogwarts and was in Ravenclaw house.

Kidnapped by Death Eaters
Ollivander was captured by Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters and was held prisoner at Malfoy Manor, where he was forced to make a new wand for Peter Pettigrew. He was tortured by Lord Voldemort for information regarding the twin cores of Harry Potter's wand and his own.

An Institution
It is believed by Garrick Ollivander, a descendant of the original Ollivander, that the founder of Ollivanders arrived with the Romans, setting up a stall (which, in due course, evolved into a shop) to manufacture and sell wands to the ancient British wizards, whose wands were crudely-made and inferior in quality and performance.

The Customer is Always Right
In 1991, Harry Potter was taken to Ollivanders by Rubeus Hagrid in order to get Harry a wand for his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harry tried dozens of wands before he was chosen by a wand of Holly and Phoenix Feather. Mr Ollivander said that he had remembered every wand he had ever sold, and he found it curious that Harry should be destined for a wand that was brother to the one that had killed Harry's parents, and had almost killed him.