The 2,000,000th post game

SCOOP:
Hugh Jackman/Wolverine

Scarlett Johansson/Black Widow

TODAY IS

26 bottles of beer on the wall.
26 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
25 bottles of beer on the wall.

Damn.

That is a SCATHING review.

Why would anyone——

——oh wait.

I wrote it.

Yes, I stand by it!

And

1 million tons of crabs are being eaten annually in restaurants and homes all over the world.

Crabs can be as small as the pea crab which is only a few millimeters wide to the Japanese spider crab which can have a leg span up to 4 meters (about 13 feet).

Crabs are invertebrates (animals without a backbone). Their exoskeleton protects them from predators and provides support for their bodies.

Crabs have flattened bodies, two feeler antennae, and two eyes located on the end of stalks, and they are 10-legged animals that walk sideways.

The original, 16th century meaning of crabby was "crooked" or "rough," with the "cranky" meaning arising in the United States around 1776.