The 2,000,000th post game

Applicable science, secular conveyance, natural order, ceremonial burial are within reach

If only suicide was an option. /\

Suicide is painless, it brings on many changes.

Ha. Not really. Before death thats if you are lucky enough to die, it's only painless if you die fast. If you die by a heart attack the first few moments are so painful. Your heart races uncontrollably and you might lose consciousness or you might not*.

Originally posted by rudester
If you die by a heart attack the first few moments are so painful.

Hook a bottle of helium to a CPAP machine, put on the mask, fire it up, go to sleep, never wake up. Painless.

If your active youll fulfill and it will be worth it.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I don't think I've ever heard of someone committing suicide by heart attack.

Hook a bottle of helium to a CPAP machine, put on the mask, fire it up, go to sleep, never wake up. Painless.

Death by drowning is my preferred choice

Originally posted by Wonder Man
If your active youll fulfill and it will be worth it.

Quit talking in riddles

Obviously you have never met an aborigine. Now that’s talkin’.

Originally posted by rudester
Quit talking in riddles

Don't bother, I tried like crazy to figure that nut out, and then I Thanos-snapped him out of my existence. Easy.

Craziness pure craziness

Well you’ve heard of the word and the burning bush. Bush people are ok

I've had a burning Bush just shave it off and put soap

Burn that kaya bush down, irie mon.

You can rid of a lot of problems with fire.

Can create problems with fire as well.

It's real versatile like that.

Oregon smoke smells funny.

I'm dizzy.

And hungry.

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