The 2,000,000th post game

Riv the master troll turned into a fact a day calendar.

#sad

THE PICK UP ARTIST:
Molly Ringwald/Mary Andrews

Robert Downey Jr./Iron Man

Vanessa Williams/Amanda Waller

TODAY IS BALD AND FREE DAY

15 bottles of beer on the wall.
15 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
14 bottles of beer on the wall.

My word...

...your new yoga regime has worked wonders!

Your penis is twice as long as it was before...

...and only half as big around.

It’s like a Number 2 pencil!

And

No More Primping

All that time you’ve spent in front of your bathroom mirror, trying to make the best of what you have left. Forget about it. Shaving your head eliminates one time-sucking part of your morning routine.

It Makes You Look Younger

A lot of men, especially older men, suddenly look younger once they’ve shaved their head. A head of hair that’s hanging on for dear life, on the other hand, can definitely make you look your age, and beyond.

Goodbye Bad Hair Days

We’ve all had our share of bad haircuts and days when our hair seems to have a practical-joking mind of its own. Shave your head and say sayonara to those types of nuisances.

It’s Comfortable

If you’re active or live in warmer climates, a clean dome is probably going to -

feel better than a full head of hair. Even if you don’t live in a warmer climate, it’s going to feel better in the summer. And if it’s cold, you can always rock a great-looking hat.

You’ll Appear More Confident

There’s a certain amount of insecurity that comes with losing your hair. You may feel like your youthful manliness and virility are being challenged.

On the other hand, when you accept your hair loss for what it is without going into a dark place mentally for weeks or months, shaving your head can be very liberating. And it exudes confidence.

It demonstrates that you’re self-assured and embraced what nature gave you. It’s the same with facial hair – it’s to be worn with confidence.