The 2,000,000th post game

what the fuk

Get married or hire professionals, either way you're going to pay.

DOOM:
Dwayne Johnson/Black Adam, Doc Savage, GI Joe Roadblock, Cliffjumper

Karl Urban/Judge Dredd

Ben Daniels/Brainwave

Richard Brake/Joe Chill

TODAY IS

14 bottles of beer on the wall.
14 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
13 bottles of beer on the wall.

Well, we’re heterosexual male friends...

...So I’ll take your assurance that you’re fine after your recently botched elective surgery at face value.

And no judgement.

Now pass me the remote, Duck lips!

And

Viking means “pirate raid”

The word comes from the Old Norse language that was spoken in Scandinavia during the Viking Age.

But they weren’t all pirates

The Vikings are infamous for their plundering ways. But many of them actually travelled to other countries to settle peacefully and farm or craft, or to trade goods to take back home.

They didn’t wear helmets with horns on them

The iconic horned helmet that we know from popular culture was actually a fantastical creation dreamt up by costume designer Carl Emil Doepler for an 1876 production of Wagner’s Der Ring des Nibelungen.

In fact, most may not have worn helmets at all

Only one complete Viking helmet has ever been found suggesting that many either fought without helmets or wore headwear made of leather rather than metal (which would have been less likely to survive the centuries).

Vikings dominate nearly every day of the week

The only day of the week not named after a Norse god in the English language is Saturday, which is named after the Roman god Saturn.