The 2,000,000th post game

NEWNESS:
Nicholas Hoult/The Beast

Danny Huston/Gen. Stryker, Gen. Lane

Matthew Gray Gubler/Jimmy Olsen

TODAY IS

83 bottles of beer on the wall.
83 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
82 bottles of beer on the wall.

Hey, don’t be glum, chum!

At least you didn’t report me missing until AFTER you’d maxed out my credit cards.

That shows your priorities were in order!

How DARE you accuse me?

I would never do that to a friend.

Not more than once.

And

There's a basketball court on the top floor of the U.S. Supreme Court Building. Its nickname? You guessed it: "the highest court in the land."

An art collector once paid $10,000 for a "non-visible" sculpture created by actor James Franco. The artwork was billed as an "endless tank of oxygen." Um, yeah… it's called air. We're breathing some now… for free!

After losing a drunken poker bet in 2009, a New Zealand man had his name legally changed to "Full Metal Havok More Sexy N Intelligent Than Spock And All The Superheroes Combined With Frostnova." It took five years, but the name was finally approved by the government. All 99 characters of his new name are on his passport.

Cows moo with regional accents. "In small populations such as herds you would encounter identifiable dialectical variations which are most affected by the immediate peer group," explains one UK professor in an article for BBC News. In other words: You can take the cow out of Jersey…

The brooding silence in the Twilight movies surprisingly adds up. If you spliced them all together, there are exactly 26 minutes of quiet staring.