The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I don't know where you get that, inaccurate at best.

Boy, I was there 3000 years ago, so obviously I'm not going to remember every single thing clearly.

I’m guessing you’re still a teenager.

I could be your grandfather.

Wait, you old?

Positively ancient, in body, but I do try to keep up with the kids and their weird slang and horrible music. Keep the kid inside of you alive at all costs so you don't get old in spirit.

Thanks for that insightful perspective but think that's more of a need to know situation and we dont need to know you got one foot in the grave.

Unfortunately one of things about getting old is you tell people all your ailments all the time.

Tell me

Preach it Morty

Already said you didn't want to know, no young person wants a preview of the mountain of shit physical ailments bearing down on them like a runaway freight train.

No I'll listen I promise

Hold on I need to eat something. Keep talking I'll check in

I’m 29 and I’m starting to feel old.

Just wait lol

You expect the breaking down of your body, all the aches and pains because old people have told you about theirs, but what you don't anticipate and can't steel yourself for is the fading courage, not feeling safe about anything, this constant anxiousness like there's something wrong but you don't know what.

You’re right! My bones still work. Woo!

Your boner works, cheers mate.

What's he care for...? Oh right he's paid by the Democrats to enforce narratives.

Just like every other late night jackoff for the last 5 years.

No I don't support Republicans I hate both parties equally, but I'll f ucking call out shit when I see it.

Same with FoxNews, buncha creepazoid scammer f ucks!

Volcano in the Congo, it's getting spicy out there kids.