The 2,000,000th post game

Riv should drown in a river. Ha! I made a pun.

Tina Louise was in HOW TO COMMIT MARRIAGE with Tim Matheson, who was in ANIMAL HOUSE with Kevin Bacon.

When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?

When it becomes apparent.

TOMORROW IS

Shall I read you some bawdy 18th century limericks?

“There once was a girl from the wrist…

..,who tallied the boys that she’d kissed.. “
you know, come to think of it…

…that’s not really appropriate.

Sorry about that, Mr. Vice President in charge of selling sails.

And

The people in China were not aware of the color pink until they had interactions with western cultures. In Japan though, the pink blossoms of the cherry tree are said to represent the souls of fallen Samurai.

The Nazis targeted homosexuals during World War II, forcing them to wear pink triangles on their concentration camp uniforms. Because of this, the same image is used today as a symbol of gay pride.

The Crayola company didn’t make its first pink crayon until 1949. (Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, black and brown had been around since 1903.)

The bright pink color of flamingos comes from beta carotene, a red-orange pigment that's found in high numbers within the algae, larvae, and brine shrimp that flamingos eat in their wetland environment.

Scientists at the Australian National University have discovered the world's oldest-known colors, and they're pigments of bright pink. At about 1.1 billion years old, the 'molecular fossils' containing the pigment even predate dinosaurs.