The 2,000,000th post game

Pia Zadora was in NAKED GUN 33⅓: THE FINAL INSULT with Olympia Dukakis, who was in PICTURE PERFECT with Kevin Bacon.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches—they don’t have feet.

TODAY IS INT. MUD DAY

Hey, those were HER words.

But yes…

…that IS my assessment of you.

Can you blame me, though?

I mean, you know how I feel about ziggurats.

Weird ass steppy sided flat topped pyramids is what they are.

And

Mycobacterium vaccae found in mud increase human serotonin levels, which may explain why playing in mud makes children happy.

Humans have been making huts and pottery from mud for about 30,000 years.

The band Mud had 14 UK Top 20 hits between 1973 and 1976, including three number ones.

The phrase “as clear as mud” dates back to 1804, and the toast “Here’s mud in your eye” appeared in 1927. Useful mud verbs: “bedrabble” (make dirty with rain or mud); “belute” (splatter with mud); daggle (drag in mud); “plodge” (wade through mud).

Animals such as pigs, elephants and rhinos bathe in mud to lower their body temperatures.