The 2,000,000th post game

Here we go again another day of facts shoved up your *******!

Gloria Swanson was in MUSIC IN THE AIR with Marjorie Main, who was in ANOTHER THIN MAN with Harry Bellaver, who was in HERO AT LARGE with Kevin Bacon.

Some dumbass once asked me how my dick got so big, so I told him I rubbed grease on it. 2 weeks later he comes back complaining that it's smaller. "What did you use?" I say. He said "Crisco."

I said "Crisco? Shit man, that's shortening!"

TODAY IS GREATEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD DAY

What a coincidence, oh wow!

My best friend is a baseball fan too.

Not so much playing it….

…but he really likes watching the team get ready to hit the showers after a game.

And their uniforms. He loves smelling their uniforms before taking them to the industrial washing machine.

And

Many advances in metallurgy and tool making were made across the entirety of ancient Africa. These include steam engines, metal chisels and saws, copper and iron tools and weapons, nails, glue, carbon steel and bronze weapons and art.

Some of Australia's world-changing inventions include plastic money, Google maps, latex gloves, the electric drill, Black box flight recorders, Spray-on skin, Electronic pacemakers, and even Google Maps.

Germany has long been a fertile ground for inventors, and the largest industrial nation in Europe has excelled in the areas of medicine, aerospace and automobiles. The Diesel engine, Bunsen burner, the Electron Microscope, contact lenses, and the printing press are all German inventions.

One of the most famous Swedes, Alfred Nobel invented dynamite in 1866, revolutionizing the construction and exploration industries. He also bequeathed most of his fortune to create the Nobel Prize. The Adjustable wrench, the pace maker, and oat milk were all invented by Swedes.

Nobody knows who invented the ball.
It may have begun by people kicking or throwing rocks, coconuts, or other rounded objects in nature.