The 2,000,000th post game

Chuck Norris is the coolest so he's allowed to wear a fanny!

Gawd your such a dick riv

Spaz butthead

Colin Clive was in JANE EYRE with Virginia Bruce, who was in STRANGERS WHEN WE MEET with Walter Matthau, who was in JFK with Kevin Bacon.

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra.

The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

TODAY IS

Oh that’s clever. Soooo clever.
Need I remind you.,,

…that’s just what the pretty blonde girl in the slasher movie said…

…before she became the pretty blonde girl in the slasher movie…
…ON A HOOK!

And

Researchers have unearthed the earliest known fossil evidence of an insect of the butterfly order. It reveals that these animals fluttered about 200 million years ago – even before flowering plants came along.

Bees evolved some 125 million years ago, and the plants produced nectar to secure them as pollinators. Because moths had already developed strawlike mouthparts, one group was able to exploit the novel food source, and evolved into butterflies.

The earliest known butterfly fossils are from the mid Eocene epoch, between 40-50 million years ago. Their development is closely linked to the evolution of flowering plants, since both adult butterflies and caterpillars feed on flowering plants.

Prehistoric butterflies were large, with wingspans in excess of six inches, and would have been some of the largest and most conspicuous insects of their day.

Long ago, Dutch scientists were studying butterflies. And they took a look at their poop — which is officially called frass. They noticed that the droppings looked an awful lot like butter. So they gave the insect the name butterfly.