The 2,000,000th post game

What a shit show.

Cut the crap riv. You won thread count eons ago? Why all the shit oosts

Another crazy lady tried to steal a baby

You have to be desperate to steal a baby

Stealing a baby is too easy, you can yoink one then raise it and tell it pretty much any story and they'll just believe it. Like Tangled, the witch yoinks Rapunzel and she just accepts that it's her mom... until she gets half a brain.

Ya well she was blonde and rapunzel mom was not.

Anyways let's talk about me and how amazing my day was

I baked double chocolate chip & peanut butter chip cookies to bring down to the gym to torment the squares.

Ya ya anyways, back to me and my amazing day.

So there I was in the mall when I saw the hottest guy looking at me

He said hey, then I said hey.

Then I left because I was near the glass and it was hot. So then he came to where I was sitting and we short chatted. Then I left and I could see he wanted to continue talking to me. So it was when I left to go to this hidden walk way when he followed me and grabbed me and we made out. It was hot.

I didn't get his number unfortunately because hes getting married soon but it was a nice memory.

I would not trust someone promised so whom easily looks to the company of another.

Loyalty and Honour are great virtues, not easily regained when lost.

Well he told me his wife to be knows of his ways and is okay that he plays.

They have an open relationship.

I dont expect to see him again. But it was a nice feeling to connect with someone right away, haven't had that feeling since my 20's. That moment of anticipation and yearning.

Besides with my track record I have a history of impossible relationships.

I'm sick of being the nice guy. 😉

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I baked double chocolate chip & peanut butter chip cookies to bring down to the gym to torment the squares.

Sounds delicious