The 2,000,000th post game

My Grandma taught me all the cookie recipes her Grandma taught her, I could open a shop if I was so inclined.

I like shortbread cookies

Been years since I made petticoat tails for Christmas. Good stuff though

Yummy. Stop your making me hungry

I was expecting people to complain that there were cookies in the gym because they wanted to work out... everyone was just like oooh cookies nom nom nom... fecking savages!

I can't believe how open guys can be with their bodies, sitting in the locker area after a shower I see this buff dude just walking out of the showers bare ass like zero fvcks given. I may have stared at his dick too long.

**** 😮‍💨

Why is S**t censored?

I'm sad now

Shìt is censored? Unpossible

Slutt not shit. 😆

Slüt isn't even that bad.

Of course I'm a slüt, if I was a chick I'd be an even more powerful slüt, like an Infinity Gauntlet-shaped strap-on of a slüt.

You'd be pregnant with multiple babies daddies

Incorrect, one cannot get prego when one is strictly anal.

That's what you think. Every time a turd comes out it's your shit baby

Looks like someone doesn't know proper bum cleansing so these things don't happen.

Edumacate yourself bruh.

I dont feel like eddying anything bro der.

I ain't yer bro der, pally dan.

Stop coc trapping me