The 2,000,000th post game

Started by rudester52,234 pages
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Buff guy was back in he gym today, guy is loaded for bear, good golly.

What does that even mean? M cream?

Originally posted by riv6672
[b] Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

The food was good but it had no atmosphere.

[/B]

Did you hear about your mum's box?

Originally posted by rudester
What does that even mean? M cream?

Loaded for bear means he has a big gun... ie big dick.

This can also be applied to women, she's loaded for bear meaning she has extra big rounds in her gun... ie big tittolies.

Got a text from the second escort I ever was with, going to be in my area tomorrow, looks like I'm gettin my freak on, yeah boi!

Phillips Tead was in DIAMOND HORSESHOE with Charles Coleman, who was in A CHRISTMAS CAROL with June Lockhart, who was in THE BIG PICTURE with Kevin Bacon.

Can February March?

No, but April May.

TOMORROW IS PAPERBACK BOOK DAY

Rico?
He was an old Navy buddy of your dad’s from back in the war.

Trust me, if you’d gone through what they went through you’d have his name tattood on your ass too.

And

The Junior Woodchuck's Guidebook is featured in the Donald Duck comic book stories and both versions of DuckTales cartoons. As the title suggests, it is the guidebook used by the Junior Woodchucks and appears to contain information and advice on every possible subject. Huey, Dewey, and Louie frequently consult a volume of the set to get themselves and their uncles Donald Duck and Scrooge McDuck out of dangerous situations. It was first mentioned in The Secret of Atlantis by Carl Barks in 1954. Its history was later discussed in Guardians of the Lost Library by Don Rosa in 1993. According to Don Rosa, the Guidebook was written by the Guardians of the lost Library of Alexandria, compiling the essence of all the knowledge that was unique to the Library. It was later found by Cornelius Coot, who gave the book to his son Clinton Coot who, in turn, was inspired to found The Junior Woodchucks as a continuation of the Guardians of the Library. One story that is not by Don Rosa says that the Guidebook is updated by an unknown author.

The "Sex Bible" from American Pie was a creation of Noah Levenstein. Kevin did not know that it was Jim Levenstein's father [Noah's son] who created the Bible. The Bible is full of knowledge about sex, it is in the instructions about the pros and cons of sex. Being a sex diary known as a legend in your school. It has knowledge passing from person to people who find it, adding more knowledge in the Bible passing on to future generations to abuse and add knowledge not yet discovered or cataloged. bruh.

Tobin's Spirit Guide by John Horace Tobin is a book that serves as a compilation of various supernatural occurrences, entities, and facts. The computer software version is hard to find and is very expensive. Ghost Busters Egon Spengler and Ray Stantz refer to it so frequently they may have entire sections memorized. Copies of the book have been shown to be available in hardback, paperback, and electronic media. Tobin's Spirit Guide often helps the Ghostbusters with identifying entities involved in the cases that they take on. Entries on cult leaders, cults, gods, demigods, and various entities, including Ivo Shandor, the Cult of Gozer, Gozer, Vinz Clortho and Zuul were recorded in Tobin's Spirit Guide by J.H. Tobin. Ivo Shandor's entry mentioned bizarre rituals being conducted on roofs in New York after the Cult of Gozer was founded in 1920. Gozer the Gozerian's entry included mention and illustrations of Zuul and Vinz Clortho. One passage in the Gozer section was, "The Sumerians believed in a land of the dead. A dark and shadowy realm within the bowls of the earth. The souls of the dead are ruled by a mighty god Gozer and protected by a powerful Gatekeeper and Keymaster. In order for Gozer to rise up and walk the human plane again, Gatekeeper and Keymaster must assume the form of beasts."

The Book of Shadows, often just referred simply as the Book, or the Halliwell Book of Shadows, is the magical tome of the Warren Line of Witches. It is the most powerful and coveted Book of Shadows in existence and is over 300 years old. The Book has been passed down every generation ever since it was created by Melinda Warren in the 17th century. Besides information about the craft, the Book contains many entries on several beings from the magical community, including demons, warlocks, and other evil beings. It also contains many spells and potion recipes, most of which were written by Penny Halliwell. book was started by Melinda Warren, the progenitor of the Warren/Halliwell line of witches, and is dated with the year "1693" written on its cover page. This actually creates a small continuity error within the series, as Melinda is known to have died in 1692; however it is possible that she created the book, and her daughter Prudence started adding to it after her death.

Where do you go
When you need to know
And you've run up against a wall?

We know what to do
Let your fingers perrruse

That thick, beefy book with it all

With it all

It's The Great Big Book of Everything
With everything inside
See the world around us
This book's the perfect guide
With everything from A to zoo
Just by flipping through

Know how, show how
From kangaroo to moo cow
The scuttlebutt from soup to nuts

We can look it up

Info, to go
From cockatoo to buffalo

All the scoop from A to zoo
Just by flipping through

It's The Great Big Book of Everything
With everything inside
See the world around us
This book's the perfect guide
Everything from A to zoo
Just by flipping through….

Enquire Within Upon Everything, a Victorian domestic reference”. According to computer scientist Tim Berners-Lee, this book was one of the inspirations for the World Wide Web.
"Whether You Wish to Model a Flower in Wax; to Study the Rules of Etiquette; to Serve a Relish for Breakfast or Supper; to Plan a Dinner for a Large Party or a Small One; to Cure a Headache; to Make a Will; to Get Married; to Bury a Relative; Whatever You May Wish to Do, Make, or to Enjoy, Provided Your Desire has Relation to the Necessities of Domestic Life, I Hope You will not Fail to 'Enquire Within.'"—Editor.
An earlier attempt was the Etymologiae of Saint Isidore of Seville, compiling all of the ancient scholarly work on pretty much everything an ancient or medieval person could think of. It was one of the most refernced and read works of the Middle Ages and Early Modern Era.