The 2,000,000th post game

National Spanish Paella Day

Omg the guy trying to Sue Gwyneth Paltrow, Terry Sanders looks an awful like the Kernel 😆

Who sues over a ski collision, that's petty af

He ****ed up when he sent an email saying he was going to be famous after his horrible accident happened. I can speak for the prosecution, it will be a mistrial and the allegations will be dismissed.

Life imitating art.

I think I put my foot in my mouth again.

Not as fun as dick in my mouth.

You put anything in your mouth.

Had the weirdest dream last night

I was getting off the subway with my friend, when I bumpt into an old flame and my friend disappeared.

We chatted for a bit and then I woke up.

What does it mean?

Your friends know enough not to cockblock you.

Originally posted by rudester
You put anything in your mouth.

Yes I'm very oral.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Your friends know enough not to cockblock you.

Those bastards will pay

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Yes I'm very oral.

Probably started early. Have you ever tried to give yourself oral? Requires a lot of bending

No I still have all my ribs.

If you go on your sofa stand forward with both legs wide open--you then put your knees rested down and fall backwards, obviously with pillows on the ground. You can almost reach your cock

That's very specific, but I'm not very flexible right now, maybe when I get to my target weight and fitness level.

1st & 2nd escorts I was with could do that, very impressive.

I just assumed you had to be like Plastic Man and stretch your neck all the way.

Pretty much the rule is like the grass is always greener, the dick is sweeter if it's not yours or something, IDK