The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That's very specific, but I'm not very flexible right now, maybe when I get to my target weight and fitness level.

Awe that's so sweet thinking you can compete with us youngins

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
1st & 2nd escorts I was with could do that, very impressive.

I just assumed you had to be like Plastic Man and stretch your neck all the way.

Pretty much the rule is like the grass is always greener, the dick is sweeter if it's not yours or something, IDK

Genetics

Originally posted by rudester
Awe that's so sweet thinking you can compete with us youngins

I'm probably fooling myself, but you never know.

George D. Wallace was in BICENTENNIAL MAN with Lynne Thigpen, who was in NOVACAINE with Kevin Bacon.

83 bottles of beer on the wall,
83 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
82 bottles of beer on the wall.

TODAY IS

Well, you haven’t won yet but, the odds are good.

You stuffed the ballot box and you’re running unopposed.

I think you’ve covered all your bases, soon to be Homecoming Queen!

And

The closest living relatives of sirenians are elephants. Manatees evolved from the same land animals as elephants over 50 million years ago and the fossil record shows a much more diverse group of sirenians than we have today, with dugongs and manatees living together throughout their range.

The largest manatee on record weighed 1,655 kg (3,649 lb) and measured 4.6 m (15 ft) long. Manatees are estimated to live 50 years or more in the wild, and one captive Florida manatee, Snooty, lived for 69 years (1948–2017).

Manatees have no natural predators in the wild but humans have played a large part in making all three species at risk of extinction. About half of West Indian manatee deaths are caused by humans, and most are due to boat collisions. Manatees are quite buoyant and use their horizontally placed diaphragm and breathing to control their buoyancy. This and their average speed of 3 to 5 miles per hour means that manatees are way too slow to escape from the path of a speeding boat.

Christopher Columbus and other early explorers claimed to have seen female figures swimming in the ocean—the mermaids in the writings and drawings of this era. Whether they had been at sea for too long or it was a trick of the light, we now know that many of these encounters were with manatees.

In the Simpsons season 17 episode “Bonfire Of The Manatees” (Original air date: 9/11/2005) Homer gets into trouble over his football gambling debts and allows the Springfield Mafia to shoot a porno film in the house; Marge leaves for the beach—and encounters a marine biologist named Caleb (voiced by Alec Baldwin) who has dedicated his life to saving manatees.