The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Is it weird that I want a singular phone to last me for at least 10 years?

Phones are designed to break. Look at my 2 year old laptop that I bought during the pandemic, it's hinges are practically out of alignment now. And the screen is starting to show age

I'd love to get ahold of one of those field sat phones special forces use, you can blow them up and get a call out to HQ.

My old basic buddy called me up and wanted me on another job, this time to Romania, I was like last time I screwed up my foot, I do not want to set foot in eastern Europe for the rest of time.

Can't pay me enough to visit that hellhole.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I'd love to get ahold of one of those field sat phones special forces use, you can blow them up and get a call out to HQ.

Are you talking about those giant boxes with a phone attached?

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
My old basic buddy called me up and wanted me on another job, this time to Romania, I was like last time I screwed up my foot, I do not want to set foot in eastern Europe for the rest of time.

Can't pay me enough to visit that hellhole.

Maybe he is a Vampire? Is the job moving coffins?

Originally posted by rudester
Are you talking about those giant boxes with a phone attached?

Inmarsat's portable satellite phone service provides essential voice calls and messaging for government users operating in remote regions and harsh environments.

Much smaller.

Originally posted by rudester
Maybe he is a Vampire? Is the job moving coffins?

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Inmarsat's portable satellite phone service provides essential voice calls and messaging for government users operating in remote regions and harsh environments.

Much smaller.

im talking about the huge box from rambo movie where they take a box out with a phone attached and say it can be used remotely and they are like this is state of the art...

State of the art 30 years ago, there have been some improvements since then.

Car was making weird noises, makes me nervous, I just got the dumb thing last year.

I don't even know any good mechanics here, Scheiße!

Call around. If you want cheap you go out of town

If I get desperate I'll ask my brother-in-law, he's one of those fix anything kinda guys but powers his magic with cuss words, kind of intense.

What year is it??

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