The 2,000,000th post game

J. Farrell MacDonald was in IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE with Gloria Grahame, who was in CHILLY SCENES OF WINTER with Peter Riegert, who was in ANIMAL HOUSE with Kevin Bacon.

50 bottles of beer on the wall,
50 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
49 bottles of beer on the wall.

TODAY IS

My chair at school was really squeaky…

…but I didn’t mind.

I liked the sound. SKREEEE! SKUH-REEE!

One time I saw my teacher replace it which sucked.

It worked out, though!

The new one was wobbly, and fun in its own way.

WOBBLE! WOBBLE WOBBLE!

And

Kangaroos, wallabies, and rabbits can’t run. They can only hop.

Sloths. Lazy bastards.
Instead of evolving to do more, they evolved to eat less.

More than 50 million years ago the ancestors of whales and dolphins were four-footed land animals, not unlike large dogs, and just about as fast. They became the sleek, non running swimmers we recognize today during the next 15 million years, losing their hind limbs in a dramatic example of evolutionary change.

Frogs have incredibly strong legs but they can only hop, jump, swim or waddle, not run.

Elephants never use any pace other than a walk, but to put that in perspective, elephants can walk at 40 mph if they need to.