The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Nuke Nixon52,234 pages
Originally posted by rudester
Another time we went to a club and brought back a group of girls. So much fun but those days are past me now

I get dragged to the club and it's like 12 hours of manual labor when we get home I'm ready to sleep for a week.

Well when you are old stuff hurts more 😭

I'm hitting the gym pretty regularly and if I'm being honest I'm almost in the best shape I've ever been, not that I ever was all that athletic after high school but I can walk without the cane now which is nice.

Teen witch more like teen *****

I'm sorry what were you saying?

You think you are hot stuff cus someone asked you to a dance but no one wants you because you are a dog, a dog a dirty dog.

Where I come from dogs are loyal and the best guardians.

Just don't let it lick you were your gonads are

That's some nightmare fuel.

Put peanut butter on dem

Hell naw, that peanut butter is mine for pb&j sandwiches, not for dogs.

I haven't had peanut butter in years

I have had raw chocolate though

I'm like a master chef now

I got me a live in cook so unless I want to I don't have to. Frees up so much time.

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