The 2,000,000th post game

Things I miss that never were.

Comics that stayed true to continuity from #1 to #1000.
Comic book movies that stayed 100% true to the source material.
Government concerned solely on the well being of it's people.
Fast food menu items that look exactly as advertised.
People not being absolute cvnts to each other on a daily fvcking basis.

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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Actually I think I have excellent luck, the amount of shit that might have happened instead would be considered horrifying.

Step into my office. I'll check you for warts

Why is your office a van and why is there a sign that says free candy on it?

No my van is a dumping van for bodies. I am malevolent

I wish I had a sweet van, one of those with the mural of a big titty warrior chick, all deep purple plush interior, 100w stereo with 20 speakers, super comfy bed, fully stocked fridge, wireless internet... the works. Now that would incentivize me to go camping this summer.

You'd like that wouldn't you, lour children into your van

That's a negative ghost rider, the pattern is transgirls and no one wants kids to do that so I keep it legal.

Sure 😊

The new a.i phone sounds sick but I feel like it won't meet up to A I as we perceive it. So far a.i is disappointing

AI doesn't get really good until it is made by AI, the progression curve is massive when you eliminate humans from the equation. So far they haven't been very convincing with the Turning Test, unless they learned so much that they can fool it... kind of scary.

Well the only thing they are saying is that it personalizes your phone when you are searching for something

Sounds like targeted ads to me.

Probably 🤔

The only ads I tolerate are ones that let me know there's something I haven't heard of but I really want, like the impulse section at the end of grocery store aisles.