Originally posted by Sanctuary
😂HOW TO GET A GIRL
3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.
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4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
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hmm You seem to be very experienced with your 'advice'. Who's the girl you're after Sanc😐😛?
Originally posted by SanctuaryI tried that once, it got me no sex for a month.
I'm 15. 😐5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
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But then again, maybe I shouldn't have been laughing at her too. 😐
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
hmm You seem to be very experienced with your 'advice'. Who's the girl you're after Sanc😐😛?
6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
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Originally posted by Thorinn
I tried that once, it got me no sex for a month.But then again, maybe I shouldn't have been laughing at her too. 😐
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.
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Originally posted by Sanctuary
bangin No one in particular, it's advice for you. ✅6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
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Okay, who's the girl you're after 'in general' then😐?
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Advice I'll follow the day Martians invade the earth in search of ear waxermm