Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Okay, who's the girl you're after 'in general' then😐?
😛Advice I'll follow the day Martians invade the earth in search of ear waxermm
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
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Originally posted by SanctuaryWait is this good advise, or how to get her to break up with you advise? 😕
What? o.0 bangin8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
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Originally posted by Thorinn
Wait is this good advise, or how to get her to break up with you advise? 😕
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her YA jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
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Originally posted by Sanctuary
What? o.0 bangin8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
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'Love doctor' strikes again.
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
isnt it almost 7am
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
'Love doctor' strikes again.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.
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Originally posted by Sanctuary
It's 5:20bangin
12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.
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Oww, man, why is it always the head with you😛?