I dont get paid enough for this!!!!!

Started by Darth Avis3 pages

I dont get paid enough for this!!!!!

It is the middle of the clone wars as dooku is on the bridge of the Invisible Hand (the ship where anakin killed dooku) as dooku senses a disturbance in the force. He turns to see Durge blast open the door. Assaj Ventress and General Grievous jump in, lightsabers ignited. durge, Ventress, and the good general attack dooku as the sith ignites his crimson, curved blade.

The Master tools the apprentices.

Dooku burns Durge and GG with Sith Lightning and manhandles Ventress.

Agreed

This fight has already been done.

what? no way. well my title is better!!!! ✅ Okay lets say that lightsabers deflect force lightning (since we don't REALLY know). Durge is near immortal BTW.

Dooku would rape Assaj
Dooku would murder Durge
Dooku would crush Grievous into a cube

this is a 3 on 1 though and how is dooku going to beat Durge?

Grievous defeated Durge and Dooku is far better then Grievous.

that comic was bull. Ask faunus.

Alright people, that fight that MAKASHIMAN talks about like the Bible? It's bull. It's from Star Wars Tales for crying out loud. The books in which, in one story, Han and Chewie crash to Earth and are discovered by freakin' Indiana Jones! That series is just some assortment of made-up stories. Not Canon. So that never happened.

From asajj vs GG.

Then explain why Grievous was leader of the droid army and not Durge or Assaj

Again From faunus.

Read Star Wars Visionaries, the last story there, for what is probably a more accurate version of how Grievous was appointed Commander.

Originally posted by ESB- 1138
Then explain why Grievous was leader of the droid army and not Durge or Assaj

Grevious was a better tactician, but perhaps Durge would have defeated him in combat. Does NJO Luke control the Republic Fleet? No, Sien Sovv does,but Luke would waste him in a fight. This is the Republic, not the Sith.

And yet SW.com states Grievous defeated Assajj and Durge.

But not Dooku. What's the point of this? We know who wins, and only flaccid resistance remains.

Actually, Labyrinth of Evil states plainly that Dooku was - at various times - hard pressed to defeat Grievous. If this is the case, Dooku would still probably win. But if you assume it's going to be that easy, lol...

so dooku, without lightning can defeat some one who 1) is near immortal
2) nearly beat him on some occations 3) is as strong as the 4th or 3ed most powerful rots jedi (obi)

I uh, don't see how Dooku could be hard pressed to fight Grievious if Obi-Wan could handle him.

Like you said in the EU forum the action in the CW is overexaggerated, the story may be canon.

Originally posted by Ianus
I uh, don't see how Dooku could be hard pressed to fight Grievious if Obi-Wan could handle him.

Which is a good point. I hate novelization and movie inconsistency. If only *I* directed Star Wars... *goes off in a dream sequence of Padme as a prostitute, with Yoda and Sidious as rival pimps, and Christopher Lee is a burly enforcer, and Anakin a male prostitute known as 'The Chosen One'.* Lmao.