The "OFFICIAL" KMC Battle Thread!!!

Originally posted by Lana
DON'T call me that 😒 I've already got to kill Samantha for starting that.....

Hey 😛

I really ought to start rhyming again, shouldn't I....

shock

hey 😛

😂

Yep, I'm just a teeny bit tempermental 😊

Originally posted by Lana
DON'T call me that 😒 I've already got to kill Samantha for starting that.....

Hey 😛

I really ought to start rhyming again, shouldn't I....

Sure 😛

I used to a bit a long time ago, just for fun 😛

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Good laugh AC, where you get your rhymes from/
Get that Tylenol before you get a tantrum/

My rhymes come from nowhere but straight of the dome/
You're not close to my level son, so just go home/

-AC

Originally posted by Lana
I used to a bit a long time ago, just for fun 😛

dj

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
My rhymes come from nowhere but straight of the dome/
You're not close to my level son, so just go home/

-AC

Uh oh, here he comes again/
I'm about to interrogate him in my mental den/
Looks like he's crying, someone please get his imaginary friend

You need a degree of sublimation, practiced at will
To supress your primitive rhymes, and express my mad skill.

Fun stuff. 😖

imaginary blend, materialistic trend/
like humphrey bogart both of you will be left in a 'dead end'/

Originally posted by MC Mike
You need a degree of sublimation, practiced at will
To supress your primitive rhymes, and express my mad skill.

Fun stuff. 😖

oh snap, kool keith jr is back/
better catch those anal flies before they find out your wack/

😐

Originally posted by -hh-
oh snap, kool keith jr is back/
better catch those anal flies before they find out your wack/

😐

Junior you say, as if to hit with a fist
But you cant battle the true Octagonecologyst.

Originally posted by MC Mike
Junior you say, as if to hit with a fist
But you cant battle the true Octagonecologyst.

Octagonecologyst, im born with the iron fist/
let me cut our your kidneys so you dont feel too pissed/

Originally posted by -hh-
Octagonecologyst, im born with the iron fist/
let me cut our your kidneys so you dont feel too pissed/

Threats expressed at my various body parts/
My doo-doo pistol responds with Octagon's shit darts/

Originally posted by MC Mike
Threats expressed at my various body parts/
My doo-doo pistol responds with Octagon's shit darts/

you wish your rhymes would complement like juice and gin/
i'll scratch and leave you flaked like cells filled with keratin/

Originally posted by -hh-
you wish your rhymes would complement like juice and gin/
i'll scratch and leave you flaked like cells filled with keratin/

You dwell on one subject, your theme remains anatomy/
One without skills parallels one without diversity/

Originally posted by MC Mike
You dwell on one subject, your theme remains anatomy/
One without skills parallels one without diversity/

dwell on one subject? i spit knowledge from here to China/
i show more variety than sperms cells entering Jenna's ____/

Originally posted by -hh-
dwell on one subject? i spit knowledge from here to China/
i show more variety than sperms cells entering Jenna's ____/

From the kidney to the uterus/
I see no end to your uselessness/
Because if you cant even rhyme/
Why do you claim it all the time?/
The amount of lines becomes preponderant/
Due to the unfortunate dent/
Fallen upon me/
I cry in misery/
Close with a lyric I must/
For my bed calls, and here I will leave you, in the dust/

Originally posted by MC Mike
From the kidney to the uterus/
I see no end to your uselessness/
Because if you cant even rhyme/
Why do you claim it all the time?/
The amount of lines becomes preponderant/
Due to the unfortunate dent/
Fallen upon me/
I cry in misery/
Close with a lyric I must/
For my bed calls, and here I will leave you, in the dust/

another one bites the dust, seems like a verbal curse/
since you cant beat me with 2 lines, you go for a whole verse/

id holla a uptown chic
gas her up tell her some shit
she walks right through you,
lifts up ya skirt exposing your clit
your trying too hard my nigga pls dont stress out yourself
i be like "the goat" and warn you *dont body yaself*
K-I-R shall i, must i, hint, cite or define?
"keep it real" muthu-fu-cka it's all in your mind
see you from the "other" coast, hip-hop is our thing
the spics run your streets plus you got a *** for a king
bow-wow-wow... yuppie yo yuppie yay!
dog shit is so played out not to mention it's gay
from now on you can start watching the game from the sidelines
we'll do benefit JAMS to help you niggas through the hardtimes

*OFF TO STARBUCKS*

*PEACE*

Here's something for you to 'benefit' from, I'll school you on hip-hop/
While you chant Lil Bow Wow's hooks, and still think you're 'shit hot'/
Point's verse got more 'wack lines' than sperm clinics/
Twice as 'softcore' as the toon porn his sig mimics/
While you at 'Bucks, better apply to be a waiter/
Cos selling coffee is the only way you'll be 'serving flava'/
It's true, you couldn't spit 'suite' (sweet) if you stayed at the Waldorf/
Forget 'sidelines', you even get near the stands I'll have the game called off/

wickedph

Originally posted by Pointinel
id holla a uptown chic
gas her up tell her some shit
she walks right through you,
lifts up ya skirt exposing your clit
your trying too hard my nigga pls dont stress out yourself
i be like "the goat" and warn you *dont body yaself*
K-I-R shall i, must i, hint, cite or define?
"keep it real" muthu-fu-cka it's all in your mind
see you from the "other" coast, hip-hop is our thing
the spics run your streets plus you got a *** for a king
bow-wow-wow... yuppie yo yuppie yay!
dog shit is so played out not to mention it's gay
from now on you can start watching the game from the sidelines
we'll do benefit JAMS to help you niggas through the hardtimes

*OFF TO STARBUCKS*

*PEACE*

Originally posted by Deathblow
Here's something for you to 'benefit' from, I'll school you on hip-hop/
While you chant Lil Bow Wow's hooks, and still think you're 'shit hot'/
Point's verse got more 'wack lines' than sperm clinics/
Twice as 'softcore' as the toon porn his sig mimics/
While you at 'Bucks, better apply to be a waiter/
Cos selling coffee is the only way you'll be 'serving flava'/
It's true, you couldn't spit 'suite' (sweet) if you stayed at the Waldorf/
Forget 'sidelines', you even get near the stands I'll have the game called off/

wickedph

vote> Deathblow, and not just cuz we both representing goldfish style lyricism.